the-sperm-that-won:

The greatest burn in all of time
Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

Then I was like:

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

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lalondes:

i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

(Source: scenicroutes, via actualising)

malibu-cali:

sw4nlake:

enqlishwbu:

RULE 1 OF TUMBLR: Must reblog the creator every time he appears on your dash.

bby

if it wasn’t for him, I wouldn’t have met some of the best people I have in my life right now.

chelseajadexo:

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me

(via lohanthony)

ddarkahn:


never forget